The Kansas Department of Emergency Management ID card maker can be a pain in the “you know what” at times. So, I enlisted the help of a friend. Helper Hudson is learning fast. The only problem is she has trouble removing the cards from the maker without leaving a small deposit of sputum. And she [...]

The Kansas Department of Emergency Management ID card maker can be a pain in the “you know what” at times. So, I enlisted the help of a friend.

Helper Hudson is learning fast. The only problem is she has trouble removing the cards from the maker without leaving a small deposit of sputum. And she has a tendency to eat the cards after making them.

I didn’t want her thinking she was Miss Big Shot with her new assignment, so I told her, “Don’t you get to cocky because the job is so simple that a dog can do it.” Her reply back? “It’s even simpler than that. It’s so simple that even an Emergency Management Director can do it.”